WELCOME TO THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL TOURISM BUREAU
READY TO GO BEYOND-ER?
EXPLORE WHIMSICAL DIMENSIONS, WITH REAL-WORLD GAINS
The Transdimensional Tourism Bureau offers the same old thing in a whole new way: by breaking the fifth wall. We host events for all where even humble CEOs can become Lugals in their own right.
Just take one step through a Journeyman Gate and experience new landscapes, puzzles, music of Sumerian pop stars, and refocus your mind as stereogram stars bloom in the black. Your next employee event could BARELY make it past HR… but only if you want. Your downhill dirt-surfing odyssey awaits.
So what are you in the mood for? An office party gone horribly right? A race that’ll strip the paint off your house and give your car a permanent radioactive orange glow? Escape rooms? BAH! Escape the room. Escape my city/state-wide puzzle first! From the streets of New Uruk to Old San Fran, your abundant coin deepens the experience across all states and senses. Contact me for a rather unique employee enrichment experience.
This invitation applies to participating civilizations only, exempting members of the Trojan Accords.
IRON COUNTY PORTAL LOCATIONS
Each of the following buttons points to an actual location on your world. You can visit, see the wonderful views, and try not to get hurt. The real world is very dangerous and extremely fun.
Network Wild: Networking Event Calendar
Event Reports
UV light exploration of sheep tunnel, Iron County 2025-09-07
From one insertion point near the south end of Cedar City, the sheep tunnels no longer cause one to crawl (poor sheep, having to go through such low ceilings!), and makes for what seems like a leisurely walk at first. Claustrophobes beware. As I descended down the...
2025-10-05 Dirt Surfing
Bobby here. Who wants to race me to the top of a shale hill? As somebody who just loves how nature inspires all art, I love getting out and skipping up hills, sliding down slopes, hurling boulders and snagging crystals out of the earth. Today my lovely wife Jess...
Event Report: Smith Diesel 2025 Summer Treasure Race
WHILE THIS RACE IS DONE, HAS YOURS YET BEGUN?TRANSDIMENSIONAL TOURISM BUREAU "Going even more beyonderester." Bobby Ennis here. The TTB is your home for team-building in Southern Utah. Working in conjunction with AdVenture Games Inc (www.AdVentureGamesInc.com), count...
Odd Rock on Mars
Mars Science Laboratory: Curiosity Raw ImagesDrill holes sampling oddly rounded stone on Mars. Stones like this are typically found in rivers on Earth, beaten by streams and water. Wind erosion tends to look carved instead, so this is interesting.
Field Guide: Conversational Sajjimayen for Tourists
Conversational Sajjimayen PhrasesFor Tourists Of Earth-Λ10⁻¹²²-H0.8 Approximate Earth ΛH0.7 correlate: ancient Mesopotamian subculture, with the linguistic isolate: Sumerian. "Black-Headed People", saĝ-gi₆-me-en 𒊕𒈨𒂗 Hello / Good morning Transliteration: Šul...
Rainbow Canyon 20 SEP 2025
2025.08.24 Throat Singing In Cement Tunnel
Overtone and fry resonance exploration within cement reflective chamber. Iron County, Utah. Sunday August 24th, 2025. This is an off-limits tunnel used to move livestock safely through a rather developed area, and there need to be infinitely more of these around. For...
09 AUG 2025 Network & Night Hike
Come network and enjoy the wonders of nature. This time we STAY on the trail at night.
Evidence of Our Escapades
GUIDING PRINCIPLES
Dynamic Balance of Coloration and Competition:
We alternate between cooperative synergy and spirited rivalry, adapting our approach to the nature of each challenge, ensuring both unity and innovation thrive.
Evolutionary Vision:
We reject short-sighted scavenging and infighting, aspiring instead to evolve as individuals, tackling increasingly profound and esoteric challenges.
Cultural Transformation:
By sublimating the power of legend and mythology, we foster creativity, freedom, and shared prosperity.
Enduring Inspiration:
Guided by the spark of creative inspiration, we commit to finding out and finding in.
Join us at the Transdimensional Tourism Bureau, where creativity knows no bounds, and together, we forge a future that IGNITES us.
Find Out About Impending Events!
The Oasis:
Transdimensional Radio
A Couple Notes Before You Visit or Attempt Anything:
MULTIVERSAL DISCLAIMER
+ TTB networking events are free events, so no pets or kids under 18. Pets over 18 years of age probably welcome.
+ TTB does not and cannot vet the random public, so caveat emptor. People are fickle.
+ You are 1000% responsible for your own property, safety and welbeing. Read the rest below!
READ FULL MULTIVERSAL DISCLAIMER HERE
MEDICAL ADVISORY:
If you have a medical condition or if you are in doubt, please consult a doctor before coming along on any of our events. It’s like the old Sajji adage, “Lethal Nouns And Hounds Abound Around Newfound Grounds.”
EXTRA LEGAL EXEMPTION:
All disputes that may arise from any and all actions taking place in proximity to other individuals during any event are to be handled between those individuals. As these are free and public events, all liability MUST AND DOES remain the sole responsibility of the participant. Just like if you were going to the park.
Pro-social habitants of
Earth-Λ10⁻¹²²-H0.7 welcome.
In Non-Legalese: Don’t bother suing an artist.